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Published time: June 26, 2014 09:28
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Sex and drugs building a better economy is the latest weird promise from the European Commission.
Some see the EU as a deranged trip to the dark side of power with
fudged up deals in smoke-filled backrooms (well, before
clean-air, anti-nicotine directives took effect). Meanwhile all
the hallmarks of morally-dubious authority are vested in a
somewhat unseemly supranational body where the accounts are dodgy
(just ask the auditors), fraud apparently commonplace and the
entire entity seems to lurch from crisis to crisis while
espousing wondrous promise, but ultimately delivering a
hotchpotch of over-regulated chaos and an ongoing descent into
poverty for many citizens.
With many EU governments having espoused a deranged socialist
‘spend like a footballer’s wife’ mantra for decades, the result
is little short of economic chaos. Social spending is bloated
beyond belief, taxes are stretched to the point of destroying
commercial incentives and Europe’s very own currency resembles a
multinational fiat money disaster area, built on foundations of
sand liberally diluted with Euro-hubris.
Against this background of decreasing economic power relative to
the rest of the world, Euro-wonks floated a
proposal to rebrand bankruptcy in favor of a
more. Just when the Kafka-esque EU charade cannot seemingly get
worse, Brussels has delivered a mega-whacky mandate to national
governments. The absurd triumphs over traditional values.
Statisticians working overdrive to define a smoke and mirrors
fudge to reduce burgeoning debt to GDP ratios have finally hit
pay dirt, building upon previous moves towards economic
Machiavellianism such as defenestrating savers by enabling
legalized theft of private pension fund bond portfolios (e.g. in
Hungary and Poland).
That was a mere warm up act for the latest statistical dodges
which, are as difficult to believe as they are tricky to outline
on pages without age restrictive censorship criteria.
The EU’s latest move to increase economy size, is not merely
sleight of hand, it involves sleight of an awful lot else too.
How better to grow an economy overnight than instantly
incorporating some darker activity from the black economy?
This is perhaps the most significant back to basics approach to
economics since Adam and Eve indulged in that forbidden
quantitative easing fruit as part of their five-a-day quota.
When the going gets tough, EU economic gurus advocate sex to
reduce Europe’s debt ratios.
However, mere love or procreation doesn’t count economically.
Rather, only commercial congress commands econometricians’
attention. By adding a proxy for prostitution, EU nations reduce
their debt ratios! Never before have commercial consumers of the
world’s oldest profession been so prized! Doing your bit to
reduce the general indebtedness of society has never been easier,
if admittedly perhaps causing some element of conflict with, say,
organized religion (perhaps the price of penance can be modeled
to further reduce that all important debt to GDP ratio?).
European Commission headquarters at the Berlaymont Building in Brussels (AFP Photo)
While some might see this as a blow to the EU’s ongoing crusade
for women’s rights, presumably others see it as a triumph of a
decadent liberal hegemony. That a recently-elected far-right
Polish MEP campaigned for a mandate to turn the Berlaymont
building into a brothel suggests he was really just delivering a
rather earthy program for growth according to the commission’s
own thinking.
Indeed it’s not merely the commercial sex industry which has
suddenly become a vital engine of economic prosperity, throbbing
through the spreadsheets of the EU. The new definitions for
calculating the size of the economy involves extrapolating the
extent of the entire contraband narcotics industry too.
In many ways the casual onlooker must be left wondering what on
earth the economists at the EU are smoking - and presumably for
the sake of a good debt ratio, hoping it’s very, very expensive
indeed - as we all need that multiplier effect high to cascade
through the economy.
Just when you thought the EU could not get more absurd, it turns
out that illicit sex and drugs
are at the core of the Union’s economic
development strategy. Call me old-fashioned, but it sounds to me
a touch like a conscious uncoupling from anything that can be
deemed conventional economics.
At the opposite end of the scale are those who regard the EU as
incapable of doing any wrong, a truly divine project to unify the
people of Europe in a fashion which will deliver endless peace,
wondrous prosperity and a bounteous continent at the bleeding
edge of politically correct perfection.
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MANILA,
Philippines — Authorities raided a recruitment agency in Las Piñas City
suspected to be a front for human trafficking and rescued 36 women on
Friday night.
